Yes, now you too can survive hyperterrorism. Here's how.

The RAND corporation has released the pocket edition survival guide to surviving terrorism: "What You Should Do to Prepare for and Respond to Chemical, Radiological, Nuclear, and Biological Terrorist Attacks."

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[looking at the cover of the pocket guide, what the hell do you suppose those people are supposed to be looking at?....]